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Why does the clock's second hand move so slowly when you are watchin it?
What's even worse than having one clock to watch is havin a bank of them, tick-tockin above your head.
I've now only got 25 minutes left before I can go home. It seems like years. Each tick of the second hand seems to be takin an eon. I'm sure some of the clocks are sometimes going backwards. Oh please, let this borin half day come to an end!
 Nevertheless....
This mornin i walked into my jobs bathroom to use their sh!tter! There were 2 stalls, of
which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my boxers, layed out 2 inches of toilet paper on the seat and sat down. Normally i NVR (how do we say) poo @ work wit the fear of me stankin up the place so every mornin afta breakfast i pop a imodium ad pill... but this mornin i completely 4got!
A voice came from the stall next to me: "Hello there, how are you
doing?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah,
Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time .
"Sorry Denise, I'll have to call you back. I've got some creep in the stall next to me answering everything I say."
Thats how my day started off! Im goin to have lunch & then im goin home where i can poo in comfort while talkin or textin on my cell phone! LOL!!!
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