Stiffy's Site... Breeding Ground For Shenanigans & Nincompoopery!

Feb 5, '08 10:07 PM
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Everybody I know is sick. Not "sick as in they need to be institutionalized for kickin a puppy"... but rather "sick as in they have a cold, or a sinus infection, or the flu, or some other illness that I dont want." I worry that if things get any worse I will arrive at work tomorrow only to find the place closed due to an ebola outbreak. All we need is a little more bad luck, and Im sure an infested monkey will turn up somewhere...

For some reason, I don't get sick. Honestly, I cant tell you the last time I've had a cold or the flu or anything like that. Okay im bullshittin, last yr I was as sick as a Liberian health care worker! I'd like to chalk it up to good livin, but since I dont get much exercise and eat for crap, I'm sure that's not the case. Maybe I've just got good luck when it comes to health (it would be nice to know I've gotten lucky somewhere in my life). Maybe my body has decided to save all my sick days, and everything is going to go wrong all at the same time? That would suck!

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eve4friends wrote on Feb 5

you r very lucky ... you just cant see it when it hits ya in the face ...

as in getting sick ... well , i didnt have a cold in forever *knocks on wood*
so we r kinda in the same boat

shartie wrote on Feb 6

I'm sick :(

glad to hear it hasnt tackled you.

lurk101 wrote on Feb 6

wait til you have kids!

i NEVER got sick, but i still fight off 92.6208% of the sickness that zips through my house, i think its all the alcohol i pump into my blood.

shartie wrote on Feb 6

I should start drinking more...

First my nieces and nephews get it, then my daughter gets it, then my sister & I get it.....

Then....

allllllllllllllllll over again...

eve4friends wrote on Feb 6

yea I know that circle lol

one of the boys starts and then it goes around

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

thank god

I barely catch it
and the boys are barely sick

THANK GOD

stiffjohnson212 wrote on Feb 6, edited on Feb 6

Gettin the flu SUX big time & tryin to prevent from gettin it is also stressful! Last week 5 ppl from the cafeteria department called out sick from the flu. I refuse to use the the co-workers bathroom or give anyone from my department & hand shake. Real shit.... I change my clothes in a empty patients room. Even if have I have to lose friends. This yr that flu is on steroids & I dont want any part of it! Shartie I felt ur pain especially ur childs. U should see the emergency room here.... jam packed from the very young to the elderly. In fact Sunday an elderly man died from the flu!

Ned u might be on to something.... I havent gotten sick since my Mojito intake!

dabaddestchick wrote on Feb 6

I just got over being sick..was down for the count the entire weekend. Laid around cryin and whinin' like a lil bitch..lol...it kicked my ass but good!