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Jan 24, '08 1:03 PM
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Tele-marketers suck ass. That's why I was thrilled that a National Do Not Call Registry was initiated so that people I don't know won't call at all times of the day and night wantin me to buy their crap. Since I haven't received a tele-marketer call in months, I can only guess that it's working. Problem solved, right? WRONG! Apparently, if you are a political organization, charity, or are giving a survey, you can still call and bug the shit out of people any time you want. Unfortunately, I found this out the hard way on the worst possible night.

Now its evenin time, im home from a hard days work & jus finish havin supper. Im layin on my good bed wit the remote in my hand listenin to my subtle & relaxed heartbeat while fadin in & out of consciousness like Al Pachino's character "Carlito Brigante" in the endin of Carlito's Way when gettin shot in Grand Central Station or for those that nvr saw the movie... its jus like u had Thanksgivin dinner, with the hopes of getting an uninterrupted power nap b4 American Idol starts @ 8pm.

Twenty minutes later, just as I got my body in that ever so comfortable fetal position jus like i was in my mommas womb, the phone rings. I snap awake in a panic wondering if somebody I know has been put in the hospital or has died or something equally horrible has happened. I run to the phone with a sense of dread overwhelming me, only to find out that it's a f#@%ing survey. That's right, my first shot @ a nap IN WEEKS has completely turned to shit because somebody wants me to take some kind of survey...

Angel: Hello? *YARNS*

Survey Bitch: I'm with a National organization gathering research...

Angel: WHAT? It's 6:45 at night... I was IN BED!!

Survey Bitch: Our organization is one of the largest...

Angel: I DON'T CARE! It's past 6:00, I was POWER NAPPIN, and am not interested. Don't call me again! Put me on your do-not call list and never bother me again!

Survey Dillhole: WE DON'T HAVE ONE!!! We are a National organization gathering research for children with asthma and need...

Angel: Whatever.... Give me ur cell or house # & I'll call in the morning.

Survey Scank: I can't do that sir.....

Angel: I jus wanted to bother u while ur gettin things 2gether in ur house early in the mornin so u can feel exactly how i feel rite NOW!

Survey Tramp: Well i cant do that Mr.Angel i guess we'll call u @ a different time.

*DIAL TONE*

WTF... i felt cheated cause i wanted the last word & she happen to get the last word! Now i cant wait for her to call again!!!

It's at this point I wish I had an old-fashioned phone that I could slam down, but all I can do is press the "OFF" button on my handset and throw the phone on the table. Any chance I had of getting my power nap last night has been effectively destroyed.
I was burnin mad that I want to disconnect my phone. But what if there's an emergency and somebody needs me? I guess that's not an option after all. This sucks. I don't give a crap what organization you work for, or how worthy your cause is... NOBODY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BOTHER RANDOM PEOPLE OVER THE PHONE!! EVER! While I have every sympathy for kids with asthma (even though I have no kids, nor do I know any that have asthma), waking people up at night is just wrong!

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danadane1 wrote on Jan 24

lol...now i know you are not relaly an american idol fan because it don't come on during thanksgiving

football does lol

glad i don't have a phone right now

kkb9995 wrote on Jan 24

Don't EVEN talk to me about telemarketers................Bastards call ALL F'N day and night! I had my name on the "do not call" list years ago and that stopped them, but within the last several months they have been at it again. I got online and re-registered my number so hopefully within a few weeks they will STOP BOTHERING ME!!!

Hey give me your number so i can call and harass you............ ;-)

shartie wrote on Jan 24

They shouldn't do that... I don't have a home phone for this reason... my cell is on me alll the time...

lovesbreath wrote on Jan 24

it don't matter hell I get calls for my ex in laws who I haven't seen in years bugging me to leave a message for them cause they owe them money and when I ask how the hell they got my cell phone number they just say that they have their ways. I think that sucks big time when people call you for money that you don't owe them and want you to give them a message. Fuckers.

stiffjohnson212 wrote on Jan 24

Its crazy... i get these call for the past 2 months. So what imma start doin is cussin the SH&T outta these ppl. They call durin the most wicked hrs. Dont mess wit my prime time 4reals!

Im goin to try to record it & put it on a blog!

giainessa wrote on Jan 25

lol...and I agree stiffy especially for some damm survey who wants to be awaken for that lol

notsorandom wrote on Jan 26

dude... as fugged up as that is.... your telling of it was just plain hilarious lol.

taybu wrote on Jan 26

I thought I left a message on here!

stiffjohnson212 wrote on Jan 26

Tigs was u drankin.... that happens sometimes!

imurbabyhun wrote on Jan 27

I know how it feels... but people here dont call us at those hours... in the morning most of the time...and still its giving me hell esp when am so busy ... calm down now bro... ur not alone! lol!

giainessa wrote on Jan 29

Boom chica wah whaaa!...
lol

sonny2405 wrote on Jan 31

I used to have on my answering machine:

"Hello you have reached 410-636-????
If you are a telemarketer, please put me on your
do not call list, because NO I don't need to lower
my mortgage, NO I don't need a new roof, NO I am
not donating to the policemen's ball, NO I don't need
healthcare insurance and NO I don't need a cemetery plot.
If you are family or friends, please leave me a message
at the beep."

stiffjohnson212 wrote on Jan 31

LMAO @ Son.....

I might have to borrow that!

gg63 wrote on Feb 3

Steps to a uninterrupted power nap:
1. Turn off all ringers.
2. Turn volume down on answering machine.
3. Sleep
4. Check messages for anything important you need to take care of. The empty messages are the PO'd telemarketers that wasted their time calling you just to reach your machine. Unless it's presidential candidates leaving a personal message just for you because they are taking time from their busy schedules to call each person in the United States personally.

queenmartina wrote on Apr 16

6:45 is not the nite lol ... but telemarketers suck ass

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