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 | About Me | Oct 31, 2007 |
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. (Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy)  \ 
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| |  | Stiffy's Thoughts, Rants & Observations | Feb 5, 2008 |
 Everybody I know is sick. Not "sick as in they need to be institutionalized for kickin a puppy"... but rather "sick as in they have a cold, or a sinus infection, or the flu, or some other illness that I dont want." I worry that if things get... more
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